Cinema Annoyance

Why is it when you go to see a film there is always somebody making a racket?? Whether it be talking, using mobile phones, making noises with sweet wrappers or commenting on everything that is going on; there is always someone.

Take for example last night I went to the cinema to watch the new gruesome Saw V sequel. Usually I would be the first to say “NO WAY”, to a horror film, especially when I was only with friends and had no man, or daddy, to hang onto!! However on this occasion I decided to go with the guys and have the banter at the horror film.

It was of to a bad start from the beginning. The popcorn was’t nice and instead of Coca Cola there was only Pepsi!! Honestly, that’s neither here nor there because of the events that were to follow!

As we entered the screen there were only a few others already in, so instantaneously we thought “At least there won’t be many people making noises when somebody has to cut off their arm or something in the film!!” Could I have been so wrong? Apparently not!

As the film began so to did the sweet wrappers. I felt like saying”Seriously??? Seriously?? Look, if you would just open the bag a bit more your fat, pudgy hands would fit in and you would be creating less noise!” An educated guess would tell them to open the bag a bit more.

Generosity: Why then do people insist on offering sweets, popcorn and a drink to the people beside them? Surely, if they wanted something to eat/ drink they would have bought it before they came in to the screen. And after somebody says no…..can you not just leave it at that? Why do you insist on asking at least three or four times more? It’s unknown to me! Unknown!

And then there are the talkers. There are too many categories to categorise them all but you know them all and you may even be one of them!

You have the ones that never follow what is going on and are always asking the ones beside them "What happened?" "Who?" "Whos he now?"

You have the ones who think they know it all "Aw I bet it was your one that killed him" "Aw look hes going to pop out here and kill her" "Aw I bet.."

Then you have the ones who think you aren't watching the show "Oh my God!! Did you see that? Did ya? Did ya?".........No, I paid €8.50 to look at the ground son.....

And then you have the ones from last nights show.."Here I bought some new handcream. Try a bit, it's lovely. It even smells nice". Oh please!

Why can't everybody just sit down and relax? Go to a show that you can keep up with. If that means High School Mucsical then so be it!

Turn off your mobile phones and stop texting. The lights and noises are distracting.